Kiss, Kill, Thrill Me, Daddy (Murder Daddy Book 2) by Lansdale Lance
Author:Lansdale, Lance
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2024-10-25T00:00:00+00:00
CHAPTER 9
TATUM
Fiona is useless. After Abi asked to take me on a date yesterday, I tasked Fee with finding me something unforgettable to wear. Unforgettable, it is, but her selection is also unforgivable. When I arrived at the bed-and-breakfast, my heart was aflutter with anticipation. Now, all I feel is dread, and that dread has nothing to do with Abi Kincaid. Itâs down to the outfit sheâs selected. Itâs simply a pair of fishnets (no), a banana-yellow jockstrap with a drawing of a ruler on the pouch, directly below the words âYou must be this long to rideâ (again, no), and a sparkly pink tank top (maybe).
Each article of clothing is resting neatly on her bed. Behind them, Fee is lying on her back, endlessly tapping her phone screen.
âIâm not wearing any of this, and Iâll set this entire bed-and-breakfast on fire if you ever pull something like this again. Jesus, Fiona. Youâre a terrible friend. Iâm going on a date tonight. My first date in over half a year. I canât walk into the lobby wearing heels and a jockstrap. What would people think?â
She places her phone on the bed beside her. Her expression isnât unkind. Thereâs no malice on her face at all. She looks determined. She touches the empty space beside her, beckoning me over. Reluctantly, I shuffle over and take the spot on her bed sheâs offering. While I almost expect her to rear back her hand and slap me for getting sassy with her, she does nothing of the sort. Instead, she wraps an arm around me and pulls me closer.
âYou spend an awful lot of time worrying about what people will think of you. I wish you would stop doing that. Kincaid will be there. Heâs not going to let anyone make fun of you.â She reaches behind me and squeezes my butt. âIf I had an ass like this, Iâd show it off at every chance.â
I roll my eyes. âYour ass is spectacular. Just ask the state of Washington. Half the population knows from experience.â
Her eyes crinkle at the sides as her smile widens. âI know. I just love a compliment.â She playfully taps the tip of my nose. âSeriously, though. I want you to wear what makes you happy and confident. If itâs fishnets and a jockstrap, so be it. Donât let other people steal your sparkle.â
âThatâs not what Iâm doing,â I say. The scent of her familiar perfume is strong, giving me a nostalgic feeling. Itâs a scent Iâve spent the last six months growing accustomed to. Cherry blossom, perhaps. Maybe a bit of mango. Traces of rose and gardenia. Itâs a lovely scent, and itâs one I didnât even realize I was missing. As ridiculous as our connection is, Fee feels like home. Sheâs a super-fab cuddler. She calls me out on my bullshit. Aside from Scotty, sheâs pretty much my best friend. Despite not knowing if Iâll be returning to Winawana when the wedding is over, I really donât want to lose her friendship when this is all said and done.
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